Hello there, it seems as though you have stumbled onto my webpage.
Oh lucky for you!
In case you don't want to read...all that stuff below...let me *attempt* to sum
myself up in a not very well developed paragraph:
I am a compassionate person, I'm big into civil and animal rights (I used to volunteer
at an animal shelter). I'm an uber-liberal. I like funny things - without humor in my life I'd probably be dead. I love writing
and English...I'm a nerd and I think nerds are hot, so that works out well. I'm super loyal, if you are lucky enough to get
my loyalty, odds are you'll never lose it unless you bugger up really badly.
Here's the low down on me (yes, I did copy a random survey, but it's
broken conveniently into sections):
ABOUT YOU
Name:: Melissa
Initials::
MST
Age:: 20
Age you act:: 25
Age you wish you were:: 21
Height:: 6' (I get my tall genes from mi Padre)
Natural
hair color:: Brown
Eye color:: Brown
Number of siblings:: 2 (step sister and half sister)
Glasses/contacts?:: both,
but not at the same time
Piercing:: earlobes and left cartilidge (I got mine before it was cool!)
Tattoos:: Nah, I'm
too indecisive
Braces?:: When I was younger
Date of birth:: October 23, 1984
Male or female:: Female
Astrological
sign:: Libra/Scorpio (I'm a cusper!)
Nicknames:: Mel, Melli, Missy, Lissa
Occupation:: Student, coffee wench at heart
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous::
righty
Your living arrangement:: in my apartment with 2 gay men
Where were you born:: Nampa, Idaho
Where do
you reside now:: Moscow, ID (and McCall)
Screen names:: Lolitabonita1023, Lissa6997, Melli1023
What does your
screen name stand for:: My name and the other one rhymes!
Pets:: I can't have any, really. Back home I've got kitties and
a dog What are your siblings names::
Jennifer and Jessica
What are your parents names:: Dave and Shirley
How many siblings does your mother have:: 4
How
many siblings does your father have:: 5
Where are your parents from:: Nampa
Is your family close:: Well, minus the divorce
part
Any medical problems run through your family:: stomach issues
Do you have any nieces or nephews:: three nieces
and one nephew
Are your parents divorced:: Yes, pay attention to me!
Has your family ever disowned another member of
your family:: No
Did some of your family come to America from another country:: Not in this generation. Way back when,
they came from Germany, Russia and England
FAVORITE
Color:: I just love colors
Band:: Maroon
5 (I liked them before they were cool, too!), Kara's Flowers, AC/DC, NOFX, Dashboard Confessional, RHCP, whatever else is
around, and I will admit that I'm a long term BSB fan as well
Musical Artist:: Ryan Cabrera, Gary Allan, John Mayer
Song::
Ragdoll - Kara's Flowers, any Maroon 5 (especially their cover of Closer), Echo Park - Ryan Cabrera, Why Georgia - John
Mayer, the entire Garden State soundtrack
TV show:: Queer As Folk, Will and Grace, Simpsons, Family Guy,
Futurama, Aqua Teens, Daily Show, Sex and the City
Horror Movie:: The Crow (although that isn't really a horror flick)
Just as long as I never have to watch The Grudge ever again, I'm happy
Cartoon Movie:: Finding Nemo, of course!
Romance/Musical
Movie:: Princess Bride
Sport Movie:: Dodgeball
Suspense Movie:: The Others, Signs
Action Movie:: The Matrix (hey,
that totally counts)
Comedy:: Garden State
Documentary Movie:: The Laramie Project
Stupidest Movie:: Orange County
Book::
Princess Bride (William Goldman), Gone With the Wind (Margaret Mitchell), Angels & Demons (Dan Brown just rocks)
Food::
Asian
Board Game:: I love board games!
CD:: Garden State soundtrack and Maroon 5's Songs About Jane
Flower:: Boys
when they're wearing cologne *swoon*
Animal:: Cats, dogs, pretty much anything. Tardy the Turtle, too
Website:: Check
the Links section
Cartoon:: I'm a Pooh fan, Aqua Teens and all those other cult cartoons
Actor:: <333 Zach
Braff
Actress:: Natalie Portman
Drink:: caffeine!
Card Game:: Phase 10
Computer game:: The Sims or Starcraft
Comedian::
Eddie Izzard, Ellen, Margaret Cho, Christopher Titus
Magazine:: Psychology Today, Cosmo, Maxim
Salad dressing:: Ranch
and Red Pepper Italian
Thing to do on the weekend:: get online..do stuff with fam and friends..etc etc
Hot drink:: Lattes
Sport
to watch:: Football and College Basketball
DO YOU
Play an instrument?:: Goodness no, I will
refer you to the clarinet fiasco from 1996-1998
Like to sing?:: when no one's around
Have a cell phone?:: Yeah,
a piece of poo Samsung v310
Have a crush on someone?:: Yes, but they're all married!
Live somewhere NOT in
the united states?:: Sadly, I do not live in Canada, although I do pretend
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:: no, but
we're close
Excercise daily?:: do I have time? NO
HAVE YOU EVER
Cried to get out of trouble?:: it was ONE ticket
Gotten
lost in your city?:: Yeah, before I knew it well
Seen a shooting star?:: Yes
Been to any other countries besides the
united states?:: OH CANADA!
Had a serious surgery?:: Just my wisdom teeth
Gone out in public in your pajamas?::
Hello, college student
Kissed a random stranger?:: No, cooties
Hugged a random stranger?:: Not to my reccolection
Been
in a fist fight?:: Ouch, no
Been arrested?:: Nope
Done drugs?:: Ew
Smoked ciggerettes?:: Yes, they make my
tummy hurt
Had alcohol?:: Oh alcohol...
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?:: Yes, but it was just my friend and
I
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?:: Man, that was embarassing
Been
in love?:: Yeah, fresh wounds
Been close to love?:: Uh-huh
Been to a casino?:: YES!!!
Ran over an animal
and killed it?:: I didn't mean to!
Made homemade muffins?:: I love baking!
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?::
no
Been to niagra falls?:: no
Burped in someones face?:: no, that's gross
Gotten the chicken pox?:: over
the SUMMER when I was 10
Gotten the measles?:: When I was a baby
Dumped a guy because he liked you too much::
Is that possible?
Loved a guy because he stalked you:: Stalkers = creepy
Loved a guy because he hated you:: Um, no.
I have *some* self esteem, thanks
Asked your friend's crush out:: blashphemy!
Lead a guy on for kicks:: Negatory
Been
Cheated on:: Yeah, not fun
Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling:: Yes, twice
Been to a concert:: Yes
Dated one of your best
friends:: Yes...
Loved someone so much it makes you cry:: Fresh wounds
Broken the law:: It was only a little toilet
paper!
Been on an airplane:: Yes
Felt like the 3rd wheel:: more than once
Had your tonsils removed:: no
Gone
to camp:: Yes, smart kid camp
Gone out of your way to be with the one you love:: Yes
Written a love poem:: Yes
Kissed
in the rain:: Aw, that's sweet. But, no
Slow danced with someone you love:: in that best friend love sort of way
Asked
a friend for relationship advice: that's what they're for!
Gotten a speeding ticket:: Heh, no!
CHILDHOOD STUFF
Were you shy:: Yes, not a lot has changed
Were
you spoiled:: Hehe, youngest grandchild AND only child for a while
Did you go to the zoo:: yeah, but always right
before closing time
Did you build snowmen:: I made a naked snow-woman once
Were your older cousins mean to you::
Oh. My. God. Yes!
Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy:: oh yeah, until my mom ruined it!
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU...
Brushed your teeth:: this morning
Saw
a movie in theaters:: New Year's Eve
Read a book:: Today I read my cognitive psych book
Had a snow day:: snow days?
in McCall? HA!
Had a party:: last weekend
Tripped in front of someone:: I always make an ass of myself
PICK ONE
Fruit/vegetables:: fruit
Black/white::
black
Lights on/lights off:: Off
TV/movie:: TV
Car/truck:: car
Cash/check:: cash
Pillows/blankets:: Blanket
Chinese food/mexican food: Chinese
Summer/winter:: summer
Snow/rain:: Rain
Fog/misty:: Misty
Rock/rap::
rock
Meat/vegetarian:: meat
Boy/girl:: boys
Chocolate/vanilla:: Vanilla
Sprinkles/icing:: icing
Cake/pie::
Cake
French toast/french fries:: As long as it isn't named "Freedom" anything, I'm cool
Strawberries/blueberries:: Strawberries
Ocean/swimming
pool:: ocean
Hugs/kisses:: Hugs
Cookies/muffins:: cookies
Wallet/pocket:: Pocket
Window/door:: Window
Emo/goth:: Goth
Pink/purple:: pink
Cat/dog:: cat
Long sleeve/short sleeve:: short
Pants/shorts:: pants
Winter break/spring
break:: winter break
Spring/autumn:: spring
Clouds/clear sky:: Clear
Moon/stars:: stars
Older/Younger:: older
Romantic/Horndog:: Romantic
Smart/Stupid:: smart
Punk/Preppy:: preppy
The Big Picture/the Little Things::
little
Flowers/Candy/Big Expensive Present:: just put some damn thought in it!
Mixtape/Burned CD:: CD
Love/Lust::
love
Emotional/Just Not:: emotional
Sincere/Jokester:: sincere
Sexy/just "cute":: cute
Biceps/Calves/Thighs::
biceps
Clean Shaven/Scruffy:: little scruffy
Countryboy/Cityboy: cityboy
Date alone/With Friends: alone
Doughnuts/bagels::
Bagels
Coffee/tea:: coffee
Hamburgers/hotdogs:: hamburger
Swiss cheese/american cheese:: american
Hot/cold::
hot
Read/watch tv:: read
Cd's/tapes:: cd
Dvd's/vhs:: dvd’s
Sandals/tennis shoes:: sandals
Chicken/beef::
chicken
Austin Powers/James Bond:: Bond.
Popcorn/pretzels:: popcorn
Passionate kiss/peck:: passionate
Back
rub/foot massage:: back rub
Pens/pencils:: pens
FOR/AGAINST
suicide:: against
love:: for
drunk drivers:: against
airplanes:: for
war:: against
rock music:: for
gay marriage:: for
school::
for
surveys:: for
child prostitution:: against
serial killers:: against
WOULD YOU EVER......
Sky
dive?:: no thanks
Play strip poker?:: no
Run away?:: no
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?:: yes
Go
scuba diving?:: no
Write a book?:: yes
Gone fishing?:: yes
DO YOU...
Read the newspaper?: not usually
Pray?:
we won't go there
Go to church?: no
Talk to strangers who IM you?: depends on the creepy factor
Sleep with stuffed
animals?: no
Take walks/run around in the rain?: yes
Talk to people even though you hate them?: I try not to
Drive?:
Yes
Eat Seedweed?: >_<
Know what's in a hot dog, and still eat them?: oh man!
Eat fast food?: yes
Babysit?:
no, thanks
Talk loud?: I try not to, sometimes it happens
Seduce people of the opposite sex?: nom if you want the melli
sexings you must get them yourself!
RANDOM STUFF
What shampoo do you use?:: Treseme (no
animal testing!)
What kind of computer do you have?:: HPiece of CRAP
What grade are you in?:: *counts on fingers* 14th!
Do
you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:: no, I'm not 12
How many posters do you have in your room?:: 1
How
many cds do you have?:: cajillions
Would you ever date a guy for his money?:: That is the stupidest thing I have
ever heard
Are you honestly scared of being dumped?:: Let's not even talk about that
Does size matter?:: Motion
of the ocean, baby!
Do you hide things from your crushes/boy friends/nf?:: no, this is me, take it or leave it, I
won't change for a guy
Are you dissapointed when your bf doesn't say I love you right away?:: no, you say it when you mean
it
Wanna be a virgin till marriage?: Haha no
Would you makeout with a boyfriend just to get it over with/curiosity?::
Making out is the bestest
What's a weird fear you have that no one else probably does?: Finding a dead body
Is Jon Stewart
great?: Hell yes, beyotch
What song are you listening to?: Woman - Maroon 5
Do you like your handwriting?: no, it's
retarded looking
Have you ever heard of Mystery Science Theater 3000?: MST3K!
How many pillows do you sleep with?: 3
Lamest
pick-up line ever?: "Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes"
Dumbest song ever?: "Lean Back"..
Something you're
allergic to?: Amoxicillan
Something you wish would die? Flies
What color are your sheets:: beige with green and purple
stripes
What color are your bedroom walls:: white
Do you have a tv in your bedroom:: yes
What size bed do you have::
Full
How many people can comfortably sleep comfortably in your bed:: 2
Do you believe in aliens:: Oh yes
Name three
things that are next to your computer: Bamboo, Phone, candle
How many rooms do you have in your house:: Like 5
Do you
believe in God:: Sort of
Do you believe there is a heaven:: Kinda
How do you release stress:: Vide Games
Are you
an artisitic person:: Not at all
Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off:: time waster!
Do you like to
burn candles or incense:: YES
Do you have your own credit card:: Goodness yes
Do you catch yourself using online terms
in your real life? Once I said "lol" and then I proceeded to run away
Are you a likeable person:: Certainly
Do you need
therapy:: Who doesn't?
Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance:: Vitamins
What do you think of designer
labels?: LAME
Who's skankier: Britney Spears or Paris Hilton?: Tough call, but I have to go with the porn star heiress
that skankified my future husband, dammit
Do you use internet shorthand (i.e. "lol", "brb", "jk", etc.)?: Yes
Are you
a people-pleaser?: Not as much as I used to be
Do you dye your hair regularly?: When I feel like it
Do you buy CDs edited
or unedited?: unedited
Do you always feel understood?: no
Are there any mispronunciations/typos that ppl do w/ your
name constantly?: Yes, wtf is it with this whole "Mellisa" and "Melisa" thing? So LAME
Do you have any bad habits?:
I am a worrier
